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Up Coming Episodes.

A small selection of episodes that are up and coming on Newman...


Opportunities - Read the Script now!
Sara is offered a job in London and she’s really excited, but Mike isn’t as he moved away from London years ago and he isn’t anxious to return. Sara is immediately caught up in the whirlwind of London and is adamant she wants to take the job. Mike isn’t thrilled and hatches an ingenious scheme to show her the less glamorous side of London. The only problem is, Mike’s plan goes awry and itresults in Sara getting mugged.

Creep:
After the trauma of "Opportunities", Sara becomes a recluse and meets someone on the Internet. Mike’s convinced the guy Sara’s in contact with is a deviant and is just trying to fatten her up for his own ends. Mike and Phil are eventually forced into fixing the mess they’ve caused, but Mike has the added complication of juggling his shenanigans with being the primary parental figure for the kids.

Sweet Child of Mine
Lance falls in love!!, Lance tries to impress the new girl but doesn’t know what he's doing gets into a number of scuffles. The Teacher sees the increase in aggressive behaviour and calls in parents suggesting they take Lance to a psychologist. The psychologist tries to find the bottle neck in Lance’s emotional growth, but he discovers that Lance is emulating the men in his family. Lance has to juggle the attention he’s been wanting from his father and his new love...Keep an eye out because Sue the Squid makes his first apperance in this episode. (It's not a typo Sue is a dude)

In the Summer Time
After a falling number of tourists, the Mayor blames the locals and sets up a special 'Summer Police'. The Council place road work every road, to prevent the tourists leaving. He intends to show them the time of their lives whether they like it or not, at the expense of everything especially the locals...

Merry Christmas Mr.Lawrence
Mike has a recurring nightmare about Christmas and the children. Hannah’s invited to a Christmas Party by her boyfriend, Lance is desperate to star in the school play, which the drama teacher attempts to spruce up by turning it into a rock opera version of the birth of Christ. Mike gets drunk at the concert and then sleeps it off in the shed with a neighbours flashing Santa ornament.

Happy Jack
The Mayor decides that women are better employees than men and comes up with an ingenious way to get rid of his entire male work force without paying them redundancy. He develops a ring that makes their wives act as dream women to cater for their every whim. This means the men stay at home completely besotted by their new wives and the Mayor executes ‘Plan B’ and activates the wives to work. Will Mike be able to save his better half from becoming a council drone?

More to come soon...



 

 
 

 

Show Fact.
"The show has multiple stories that arc over a period of time."

Character Fact.
"On their honey moon Mike was late to catch the plane and Sara had to go without him...he arrived outside their hotel window and serenaded Sara with his favourite Bond theme No one does it better."

Location Fact.
"The Council building has a massive underground maze of tunnels allowing the Mayor to walk around the town without being bothered by the locals."

 
 
 
 
             

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